Mulan, who looked like Russian Nesting Doll, had just take command of some kind of intergalactic war. She sent me to retrieve her most trusted ally. He was a mammoth who was on holiday in the Bahamas. He had recently shaved off all his hair. Our journey was going to take us through some cold climates, he needed a coat! Luckily, a near by airport had just acquired a stuffed mammoth. Perfect! We broke into the airport, smashing glass and running pass screaming travelers and panicked security guards. I tried to reassure them that we were not terrorists. I was very firm that they understood we had no connection to any kind of terrorist group. Once we ripped off the coat of the stuffed mammoth, we were on our way. But right before I left I gave a newly acquired dress to the security head, hoping this would make her feel better about the whole situation. The mammoth, and I on his back, were off in the Alaska wilderness!
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