Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Some Nights Ago, Captain Picard accidently shot himself in the face


Captain Picard, Data, and Dr. Crusher, went back in time thanks to the DeLorean. Picard and his team found themselves in a huge space cruiser. There, thanks to a WWII pistol, Picard was destroying his enemies. It wasn't until they were all dead that he realized he had his phaser with him the entire time. He sat on a bed, stroking his phaser, saying how much he had missed it. But then it went off, right in his head! It was like a ball of light entered his mouth and his whole head lit up from within. He dragged himself into an emergency life support sleeping bag thing, when Data and Dr. Crusher found him. "What to do?" they exclaimed. If only they had more time Data thought. But they did have more time! The DeLorean was parked and ready! They jumped in, trying to get to 88 mph zooming around the interior of this destroyed space cruiser. Red wavy streaks appeared behind them. And then, it was these red wavy streaks, this image, that began to spread all over the world in popular culture. There was a news program on this new phenomena. The newscaster reported that the image of red wavy streaks represented craziness to millions.


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